THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
- "Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)
- Roseanne Barr (via disappolnted)